Time to Get Rude
From the department of "Why Does This Not Surprise Me", Bu$h is pushing for so-called "intelligent design" to be
taught alongside evolution in public schools. Damn this pisses me off. I'll let the
Rude Pundit take over from here...
George W. Bush wants America to be stupid. When he said in an interview with Texas newspaper reporters that "intelligent design" (also known as the theory that "the earth and everything on it was made by a magical sky wizard when that big fucker snapped his fingers and thus created humans, buzzards, ebola, and rats") ought to be taught along with evolution in public schools, the President of the United States may as well have said, "I want all American children to be stupid, so fuckin' stupid and desperate and superstitious that the Republican party and its fundamentalist crotch-sniffers can manipulate them into dicking themselves over more often than Ron Jeremy fucking himself."
Posted by Tom at August 3, 2005 01:59 AM